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    November 04

    误上生物课

    突发奇想跑到六教上自习。当然,要碰到一个整下午都没课的教室不是容易的事情。我标榜自己抗干扰能力很强,想当年毛主席特意跑去菜市场读书,训练自己闹中求学的能力;再想当年,我在荷兰的时候,老板在办公室开会,让我带耳机以防干扰,我谢绝,说我有自动过滤荷兰语的功能。所以,我就在六教,任它上什么课,而自得其乐焉。

    可是,他居然上的是人体结构解剖学!!纠结啊,我的防线立马崩溃,以下是简要笔记:

    • 老师的责任是关心学生:现在甲流爆发,易感人群100%。大家要保暖,否则细胞活性降低,免疫系统受影响。
    • 想催吐吗?刺激舌后三分之一就行。这是舌咽神经的一个基本反射。

    (老师,我很想说,你的ppt可以做得好看点不……黄色的字体在蓝色的背景上,整篇文字:X——哇,那张女人身体的图片好漂亮!)

    • 老师语录:要学医的人去杀人,肯定一刀!(老师,你太牛B了)

    认真听课中……

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    Oo Leewrote:
    多年之后 你还是喜欢医学啊。。。崇拜我吧 嘻嘻:)
    Nov. 11
    飞 王wrote:
    你这自习有意思,呵呵。你可以找张类似的女人图片贴上来让大家看看。
    Nov. 10
    珺 文wrote:
    唉,咋这么纠结呢。。也就是看上去很美= =
    Nov. 8
    Wendy Yiwrote:
    HAHA~~
    Nov. 5
    greatangdywrote:
    where's 那张女人身体的图片? :D
    Nov. 4
    进 袁wrote:
    你真是现宝!
    Nov. 4

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